potterverse wizards are morons

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Fortunately, it make sense.

credits

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  2. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373889/; Warner Bros. Pictures; Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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  4. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-020-62877-0; Louisa Dahmani and Véronique D. Bohbot; Habitual use of GPS negatively impacts spatial memory during self-guided navigation
  5. https://www.wikihow.com/Calculate-the-Distance-from-Lightning; Wikihow - Luke Smith, MFA; How to Tell How Far Away Lightning Is
  6. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1201607/; Warner Bros. Pictures; Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
  7. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Philosopher%27s_Stone_(film); Warner Bros. Pictures; Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
  8. https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Killing_Curse; Fandom; Killing Curse
  9. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417741/; Warner Bros. Pictures; Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
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  11. https://www.hp-lexicon.org/thing/international-statute-of-secrecy/#:~:text=The%20International%20Statute%20of%20Secrecy%20is%20a%20wizarding,and%20wizards%20from%20the%20Muggles%20who%20persecuted%20them.; The Harry Potter Lexicon - Amy Holland and Jeanne Kimsey; International Statute of Secrecy
  12. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWbJPI6sNCU; [yt]/@InRangeTV; Blunderbuss - Buckshot Patterning
  13. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2C2CNmK7dQ; [yt]/@Programmers are also human; Senior Engineer tries Vibe Coding.
  14. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0295297/; Warner Bros. Pictures; Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
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  16. https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Felix_Felicis; Fandom; Felix Felicis
  17. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103064/; Tri-Star Pictures; Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  18. https://www.9news.com.au/national/melbourne-property-tycoon-hammers-millennials-over-spending-habits/f1e61616-94c2-4fa4-aa07-49a33f7bf842; 9NEWS; ‘Don’t buy $19 smashed avocado’: Melbourne property tycoon hammers millennials over spending habits
  19. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0496424/; NBC; 30 Rock S03E15
  20. https://quoteinvestigator.com/2016/06/26/shape/; quoteresearch; Quote Origin: We Shape Our Tools, and Thereafter Our Tools Shape Us
  21. https://growingmindsconsulting.com/blog/crunching-the-numbers-the-debate-over-calculator-use-in-math-education; Growing Minds Consulting LLC - Naomi Church; Crunching the Numbers: The Debate Over Calculator Use in Math Education
  22. https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc5545; RF Editor - Bernard Desruisseaux; Internet Calendaring and Scheduling Core Object Specification
  23. https://computercity.com/tablets/ipads/why-doesnt-my-ipad-have-a-calculator#:~:text=Apple%20Hasn%E2%80%99t%20Made%20One%20(On%20Purpose)%201%20From,version%E2%80%94not%20good%20enough%20for%20the%20larger%20screen.; Computer City - Alex Nguyen; Why Doesn’t My iPad Have A Calculator?

mea culpa

I’m sure the EDF joke didn’t land for like anyone… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI-v60Q-izA

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